ENGLISH KA FUNNY FUNDA

Here are some interesting examples
1.Why gentlemen introduce their spouce as " My better-half". 
I have never heard from a wife this word for her husband?
2. Why worthless fellows always have too much nuisance
value?
3. Why couples fall in love when their feelings rise(in love)?
4. Why her chemistry with her husband is not right though she
is a PhD in Chemistry?
5. Milkha Singh could not run faster as his nose was running
due to cold.
6. Why was there a dry wedding on a rainy day?(because no
alcoholic drinks were served)
7. The Bank manager did an outstanding job to recover the
outstanding debts.
8. To entertain doubts of the students is an entertaining activity
for the teacher.
9. Why every child learns speaking their Mother tongue only?
( fathers don't get chance to speak.)
10. She retired when she got tired of her boring job.

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